urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:minions_minion Lackey for Hire Lackey for Hire 2003-01-13T15:05:49Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:minions_minion:671 2003-01-13T15:05:49Z 2003-01-13T15:05:49Z Wow. Apparently this whole finding people who need minions thing is easier online. Must remember to look into Monster.com...<br />I've already had two suggestions: One seems to be a house lackey, and the other was a suggestion to market myself. I'd never thought little lackeys would be seen as <i>cute</i>, but that has possibilities unto itself.<br /><br />I wonder how bad Mattel's contracts are?<br /><br />Ah well, must find and pester <strike>former co-workers</strike> friends from way back when, see if they'll be my references urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:minions_minion:334 2003-01-13T01:58:02Z 2003-01-13T01:58:02Z .. Or lack thereof, really.<br />It's depressing. No evil overlords in this century that seem to need a lackey of my.. stature.<br />Oh no, they all want the towering, drool-spewing, brainless club-waver-type of lackeys. <br /><br />Apparently, evil no longer believes in subtlety.<br /><br />I'm almost sorry I skipped the dimension a century or so ago, Evil Overlord's retribution for disobedience or not -- At least I'd have a resume with current references, then.